Smoothies

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Very Berry

In Bavaria, farmers used to tie small baskets of strawberries to the horns of their cows as an offering to the elves, who they believed helped the cows to make more milk. We thought we’d try a similar trick, and tied a cow to our strawberry plants as an offering to the elves to help bring us more strawberries. Did it work..? No, the cow’s still there and it’s eaten all our blinking strawberries.

Well, we tried… and here at Simply Squeezed, those are the sorts of extraordinary lengths we go to, just to bring you New Zealand’s best-tasting smoothies!

Available in: 800ml and 350ml

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Feijoa Frenzy

Feijoas are delicate little things. A ripe one will easily bruise and should be handled as if it were a precious jewel. Here at Simply Squeezed we treat the feijoa with the utmost respect, and we do everything we can to preserve its exquisite and delicate flesh – right up to the point where we smash it to smithereens and make it into a smoothie!

And those are the extraordinary lengths that Simply Squeezed will go to, just to bring you New Zealand’s best-tasting smoothies!

Available in: 800ml and 350ml

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Spirulina Slam

Here at Simply Squeezed, we like to do our homework. So we built ourselves a time machine and went back to the 1930’s when the health food stores on America’s west coast started selling puréed fruit drinks, based on recipes from Brazil. Then we nipped to the 1960’s, when hippies adapted the recipes and popularised the term “smoothie”. And then we zoomed forward to today, armed with all that knowledge, to perfect the ancient art of the smoothie!

And it’s those sorts of extraordinary lengths that Simply Squeezed will go to, just to bring you New Zealand’s best-tasting smoothies!

Available in: 800ml and 350ml

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Tropical Storm

484 kph, the highest wind speed ever recorded, was measured inside a tornado in Oklahoma. So, one Friday afternoon, the brainiacs in the Simply Squeezed lab started wondering what would happen if they put a crate of mangoes, apples, pineapples, bananas and passionfruit in the path of such a beast. It didn’t take long to conclude that the result would be a perfect storm – a perfect tropical storm!

And those are the extraordinary lengths that Simply Squeezed will go to, just to bring you New Zealand’s best-tasting smoothies!

Available in: 800ml

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Banana Blitz

Did you know that monkeys peel bananas from the ‘wrong’ end? Well since monkeys know a few things about bananas, we figured that they might be on to something… so, for a while, we tried peeling our bananas from the ‘wrong’ end too, just to see if they tasted any different. It turns out they don’t. Monkeys, eh… what do they know?! Anyway, these are some of the extraordinary lengths that we at Simply Squeezed will go to, just to bring you New Zealand’s best-tasting smoothies!

Available in: 800ml and 350ml

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Blueberry Bomb

Blueberries are nature’s little goodness grenades… perfectly packed parcels of ripeness, primed and ready to explode in your mouth. The trouble is, these tasty torpedoes are tricky little tykes – sometimes they go kablooey when we least expect it… splattering our smoothie makers in a sticky, syrupy sauce. Taking a blast of blueberry can shake you up a bit, but those are the extraordinary lengths that we at Simply Squeezed will go to, just to bring you New Zealand’s best-tasting smoothies!

Available in: 800ml and 350ml

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Peach & Apricot Paradise

We figured that the smoother the peach, the smoother the smoothie – so the other day we decided to remove all the fuzz from a batch of peaches to see if it made any difference to the taste of our Peach and Apricot Paradise Smoothie.

It didn’t – we forgot that we don’t actually use the skins.

But, at Simply Squeezed, we do go to other extraordinary lengths to bring you New Zealand’s best-tasting smoothies… just not removing peach fuzz!

Available in: 800ml and 350ml